We should share these. I enjoy reading them and wondering
who actually falls for some of them. See if you recognize any .
Check back often, because we get a crap-load!
If you get a really good one send it to Submissions@birminghamfreepress.com
with "crazy F-ing email" in the subject line.
From: Ms. sansonSubject: The Facts! Hello, I write to inundate on your recent dealings with my boss. I was a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) on local and foreign debt attached to the World Bank office in Washington, DC, USA. I resigned honorably when I discovered the unholy activities of my colleagues during a private investigation I carried out. I suspected some kind of foul play in their act which they would never inform me because they know I would never be a party to such as a Christian. I discovered that my boss connived with some top officials of the World Bank to divert funds approved to settle lottery winners, international contractors and withheld inheritance. The World Bank has already given approval for these payments while they deliberately withheld your payment file. They incessantly ask you for one fee or the other from different quarters in order to justify their selfish interest. I wonder why you haven’t noticed all this. Well, I just hope you believe me, if not, your fund is gone. Your fund is currently authorized to be paid to you from a financial consultant in the UK or US, approved by the World Bank with a Key Tested Reference/Claim Code Numbers, which was supposed to have been issued to you, but they decided to divert your attention by telling you that they have something to do with one committee or the other especially in Holland (Amsterdam) or Africa and they make you believe that the fund will be transferred into your account – FALSE! The reason why I am giving you this information is because of the fact that I was aware of it and my doctrine does not permit me to withhold such information. The only help you can get from me now, is the actual link to your payment, please do not give this information to my boss as he may influence a total blockage of your payment, so you have to be very careful with this information. Upon your response, I shall give you all you needed to contact the World Bank payment centers in UK or US. Yours truly, Ms.Tracy Sanson FBI/WB. WDC, USA.
From: Khalid Ahmed Subject:Charity offers It was copied twice for some reason. So I passed it on that way Dear Friend, As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday. My name is Khalid Ahmed a merchant in Medina Saudi Arabia. I have been diagnosed with oesophageal cancer. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts. I have willed and given most of my properties and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends. I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided to give also to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the Kuwait, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Ireland; they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contempt with what I have left for them. The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of eighteen million dollars $18, 000, 000, 00 that I have with a Finance/Security Company abroad. I will want you to help me collect/receive this deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations. You can also reply me on my direct Email : (Deleted) for confidentiality as I'll be awaiting your quick response. For your time and honesty, I have set aside 10% for you. Warm Regards Khalid Ahmed Dear Friend, As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday. My name is Khalid Ahmed a merchant in Medina Saudi Arabia. I have been diagnosed with esophageal cancer. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts. I have willed and given most of my properties and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends. I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided to give also to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the Kuwait, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Ireland; they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contempt with what I have left for them. The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of eighteen million dollars $18, 000, 000, 00 that I have with a Finance/Security Company abroad. I will want you to help me collect/receive this deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations. You can also reply me on my direct Email : (Deleted) for confidentiality as I'll be awaiting your quick response. For your time and honesty, I have set aside 10% for you. Warm Regards Khalid Ahmed
From: KittySubject: Looking for a wealthy husband for joint sex and happy life. Hello again - you give me all this time did not write, you are fed up with me to communicate - or just email for a long time? Write to me - I now have a website but still icq, and msn, I'd be happy to talk to you, your Yana from Russia! (followed by a link. Sorry, we will not share)
From: Alan ...... Subject: THE CLASSIFIED SECTION Hi Classified Section, I humbly write to place a Give away classified AD.I want my AD to run for 2 weeks. AD TEXT: My Grandson 2008 Kawasaki KLR 650 Motorcycle for give away.if intrestested please contact me via email at (deleted for the protection of the not so bright). I will be glad if you can furnish me with cost and the means of payment. So i can reply you with my full details. Note:I am giving the motorcycle out for free.. Please Forward this to the classified Dept I await your response. Alan
From: "Shang Lee Esq"
Subject:Thank you for your consideration.
It was addressed to "undisclosed recipients"
Dear Friend, Thank you for responding to my email. I am happy reading from a person with the last name of my late client I had contacted you earlier through an informal and unsecured public interaction medium, as there appear to be no choice left for me in reaching possible members of my late client's extended family. This did not make me feel comfortable disclosing much information on my purpose of contacting you. As I intend to communicate to you, my late client made an investment involving a sum of 6.8 million U.S. dollars initial deposit (funds set aside for his business) in a fixed deposit with a commercial bank since 1995. I was contacted by the bank after the death of my late Client to locate members of his extended family who could be beneficiary or trustee to his abandoned personal assets. More so, I have received official letters in the past weeks, suggesting proceedings for confiscation of his deposited funds in accordance with the existing laws, as it is assumed that no member of his extended family is alive. After exhaustive search through the embassy and on professional consideration, I engaged a wide search with the assistance of an insider with the office of the Chambers of Commerce here , to locate a credible person with this last name, who could apply for the release of this funds. I have contacted you on professional consideration, as I know that you will be able to make this claim successfully and legitimately without any form of complications. I am here saying that the procedure to be adopted in pursuing this claim is 100% legal. All I ask of you is to go about this claim as I will advise and we will be glad on this shortly. I propose that 40% of the net sum will accrue to you at the conclusion of this deal in so far as I do not incur further expenses. I will appreciate a verbal communication with you, so we can discuss in details. You may send me your telephone number. Please advice on your schedule, so I know the best time to reach you. Contact me through this email for further confidential correspondence: (Email Address Deleted) Regards, Shang Lee Esq
From: Email Programs
Subject: Your Email Has Won (Congratulations)
Dear Email Owner, We happily announce to you the Email Support Programme results which you were declared a winner in the Email Draw Category. You have therefore been approved to receive the sum of 500,000.00Euro. To receive this prize money, send an email to Mr. Jimmy Clark is expected to process your prize payment immediately he receives an email from you confirming receipt of this message. Email: (deleted)
From: Dr. Phil Evans Subject:My Name is Mrs Barbara ManengaGood Day! My name is Mrs Barbara Manenga a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to charity through any thoughtful and selfless someone, I got your information while browsing through the internet, although I am not comfortable using this medium owing to the unsolicited emails everywhere but someone has to be used to save this transaction. So, I honestly crave your indulgence to digest and do what I have to say, please. I am a woman who was diagnosed for cancer about 2 years ago, after the death of my husband who had left me everything he worked for. I have decided to donate from what I have inherited from him for charity through you since I cannot do it all by myself considering my condition. I have WILLED the sum of US$7,500,000 to you for the less privileged rather than allow my greedy relatives to use my husband's hard earned funds inappropriately. I will be going for an operation tomorrow morning and at the moment I cannot take any telephone calls, however, I have adjusted my WILL and my Executor is aware. Please, you and he should arrange the transfer of the funds from my Bank to your humble self, wherever you are. Please contact him with his private E-mail: -------------------------------------------------- BARRISTER JEFFERY EDWARD E-mail: (deleted) -------------------------------------------------- With your full names, phone/fax numbers and or your contact address and tell him you are the one that I have WILLED the sum of $7,500,000 to, for specific and good work. I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I do not want anything that will jeopardize my last wish. I will try and be in contact with you at any given opportunity. I wish you all the best and, please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. Regards, Mrs. Barbara Manenga Noted Dr Phil Evans is my personal doctor and I am sending you this mail through his email. Dr. Specialties: Radiology, Diagnostic Clinical Interests: Biopsy; Breast Conditions, Breast MRI. Appointments:(Deleted)
From:Koh Beng Seng Subject: Read and get back Read and get back!! I am Mr. KOH Beng Seng Independent Non-executive Director Chairman of Bank of China Ltd, Hong Kong. An Iraqi named Abrahem Hussein Raheem,a business man made a numbered fixed deposit of Sixty Five Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only in my branch. Upon maturity several notice was sent to him, even during the war, Five years ago (2006). Again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later found out that Ahmed Sadoun Salih and his family had been killed during the war in Gunfire that hit their home at Mukaradeeb where his personal oil-well was. After further investigation it was also discovered that Abrahem Hussein Raheem did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Sixty Five Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me is that according to the laws of my country at the expiration seven years six months the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds. I want to assure you that this project is real, and one hundred percent risk free and does not relate to any breach of law or proceeds from drugs. It is a matter of necessity to contact you for assistance without any further investigations about your person, it is therefore necessary that you tell me a little about yourself, I hope no form of betrayal will be experienced in the course of our collaboration, I must give you my trust because this transaction is no joke and such opportunity comes once in a life time. My proposal to you is that I prepared to front you as the sole beneficiary of my deceased client so that i can instruct BANK OF CHINA to release the deposit to you as the closest surviving relation or business partner. Upon receipt of the deposit, I am prepared to share the money with you in half fifty percentage. If interested do send me your full names, current home address, phone number, your occupation to this email account Your earliest reply will be appreciated. Yours Truly, Mr. KOH Beng Seng, Independent Non-Executive Director Chairman of the Risk Committee, Hong Kong.
From: Young Keith
JOB OFFER!!!!!!! {WILL YOU LIKE TO WORK ONLINE?}
Hello, Here is the detailed information on the part time job. EASTGRACE CORPORATION is seeking a part time bookkeeper to work either one day or two days depending on their schedule. This person will be responsible for basic check and balance, invoicing, check cashing. This position does not affect your present job. Our company produces various clothing materials, batiks, assorted fabrics and traditional costumes. We have clients we supply weekly in the states and my clients make payments for our supplies every week. These payments can not be processed outside the united state. So we need someone in the States to work as our representative and assist us in processing the payments from our clients and I will pay you a weekly wage, by percentage. All you need to do is receive this payment from our clients in the States and get it deposited or cashed in your bank. You will be getting %10 on each payment you process as your own fee of working for my company. I want you to get back to me with the following information’s if you are interested. FIRST NAME..............................SURNAME.................. ADDRESS......................................CITY.......................... STATE........................................ZIP CODE.................... COUNTRY................................................................... PHONE NUMBER (S)...............................OCCUPATION........................ GENDER............................................... MARITAL STATUS...................... AGE........................................NATIONALITY............... Kindly send the required information to me via my email if you are willing to work from home part-time and get paid weekly by 10 %.Thus Your information will be forwarded to our numerous clients in the states so as to issue out payment. Hoping to hear from you soon. Please reply back to me asap . Regard, YOUNG KEITH ACCOUNT OFFICER (Deleted)
